Coloring Ain’t Dead: A Mountain Gazette Coloring Book

Coloring Ain’t Dead: A Mountain Gazette Coloring Book

Illustrated by Mike “The Dead Dirtbag” Handzlik, this 26-page coloring book brings the Mountain Gazette universe to life one crayon stroke at a time. Chase the Jaded Local through a wood-pile maze, help the peace-sign-flashing farmer restock his “Free Range, Locally Raised” ski bum produce stand, design your own ski and snowboard graphics, and name your own runs on a blank trail map. Featuring classic illustrations by our resident cartoonist.

It’s equal parts nostalgia and nonsense, the kind of good-natured, dirtbag-adjacent humor Mountain Gazette readers already know, just handed back to them with a box of markers. No skill required. No lift ticket needed. Just make some lines, man.


• 8.5″ × 11″ (21.59 x 27.94 cm)
• 24 premium white sheets
• Vibrant glossy finish cover with uncoated inner pages

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